To my several billion loyal readers:
I very much apologize for not updating this blog as much as I, or you would like. I truly want to, but the truth is, I am very, very lazy. I am lazy, and stupid. I am lazy, stupid, and indifferent, and maybe not as hungry. My early-to-bed, early-to-rise work schedule kills my junk food appetite that I had when I first started.
Picture this: I go into a store. I see they have a Black and White Cookie brand I have yet to review. I buy it. It sits in my kitchen FOR WEEKS. I want to eat it, but I think "Ugh...I can't JUST EAT IT. I have to do WORK when I eat it."
I have a garbage full of stale Black and White Cookies. This is unacceptable, and maybe borderline psychosis.
I feel a bit inspired lately (I was re-reading some old posts. Ah, I was so young!) and I promise you I will update this more often! This blog is the closest thing I have to a successful project, as my music and film careers float like ghosts through an oblivious world. T
hank you, and goodnight. It is 4 AM. Check back soon, and I love you deeply. DEEP deeply.
-Jordan Adam Cooper, 2008.