Saturday, November 29, 2008

Apologies, and Promisees

To my several billion loyal readers:

I very much apologize for not updating this blog as much as I, or you would like. I truly want to, but the truth is, I am very, very lazy. I am lazy, and stupid. I am lazy, stupid, and indifferent, and maybe not as hungry. My early-to-bed, early-to-rise work schedule kills my junk food appetite that I had when I first started.

Picture this: I go into a store. I see they have a Black and White Cookie brand I have yet to review. I buy it. It sits in my kitchen FOR WEEKS. I want to eat it, but I think "Ugh...I can't JUST EAT IT. I have to do WORK
when I eat it."

I have a garbage full of stale Black and White Cookies. This is unacceptable, and maybe borderline psychosis.

I feel a bit inspired lately (I was re-reading some old posts. Ah, I was so young!) and I promise you I will update this more often! This blog is the closest thing I have to a successful project, as my music and film careers float like ghos
ts through an oblivious world. T

hank you, and goodnight. It is 4 AM.
Check back soon, and I love you deeply. DEEP deeply.

-Jordan Adam Cooper, 2008.


Anonymous said...

Hey Jordan,
You aren't lazy or stupid. Sometimes work gets in the way of important things and screws with your head making you think you are those things. I know this for a fact because I am living proof of it. Anyway, glad to see you will be posting soon. Have a great day.

Emma said...

vive les black and white cookis!

Todd said...

Great blog site. I don't think you are lazy or stupid either, rather a work of genius.