Unfortunately this post is not cookie related, but I feel it is my responsibility to inform you all that I have a NEW website.
It's called WriteASongAboutMe.com
You go to the site, fill out a form, and paypal a measly $10, and I will write a song about you. It's all based on whatever you want to tell me in the form. There are some previous song examples in the archive section, and everything is explained thoroughly in the F.A.Q.
It would be cool if people checked this out! Super cool.